I’ll fucking tell you why. Because I am cold. I am very cold. Why am I cold? Because I have no hot water. Why do I have no hot water? Because I have no electricity. Why do I have no electricity? Because Energex do not like the look of my box. 😛
After one hellish week of cold, cold showers, Energex came to hook up our electricity on Wednesday, but decided, that even though they’d disconnected the electricity juuuust 3 weeks ago, all of a sudden the box thingamajig is no good. Bah! We have to get a new box thingie and rebook Energex. It will take five days to process the request, thanks very much.
I can HANDLE climbing a ladder to get to the front door. I can HANDLE dirt and dust and vacuuming every second day. I can HANDLE candles and torches and leads for everything. But I cannot handle cold showers… I even have them in summer. I love a luxurious, yummy, hot shower with smelly lotions and potions and washing my hair and having hot water running down my back. It’s awesome. And now… I don’t have that. grrrrr